Final Fantasy Is For Soy Boy Beta Feminists (Commentocracy)


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Only a REAL member of the gaming elite can see Final Fantasy XV for what it really is, because it’s *checks notes* a feminized game for SJWs?

Duke Amiel, a 16th Century aristocrat, returns to read REAL hardcore comments from REAL hardcore gamers, this time bringing wisdom from a guy with only a few buzzwords to draw from, but a lot of anger about feminist tentacles.

20 Comments:

  1. “FEMINIST TENTACLES” is the Sterling/Contrapoints crossover I need.

  2. “Soi boi” sounds like a healthy energy drink I’d like to try.

  3. I had no idea that Marie Antoinette was so passionate about video games…

  4. -I played final fantasy before they feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them
    -played final fantasy before they feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them
    -final fantasy before they feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them
    -fantasy before they feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them
    -before they feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them

    they feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them
    -feminized all the characters and put mascara and makeup on them
    -final fantasy
    -before

    [laughs in Yoshitaka Amano]
    Bruh. FF protags have always been meant to look fabulous. The pixels and polygons just hid their glam until technology caught up.

  5. Amazing stuff, I missed the Duke.

    The outtakes were gold as well.

  6. “sjw feminist tentacles are spreading”
    japan: aroused, sweating and confused

  7. >What’s next a mafia game with women in the family or crew???
    You never watched either Godfather or Goodfellas, did you?

  8. existential. anarchist

    Soy boy emos in trench coats is my new indie band.

  9. Cloud: literally wears a dress
    Gamers: look, he’s a manly man who has not been feminized, you’re rewriting history

  10. Gotta love those ‘hardcore mangamers’: limited pool of insults, limited brain usage, and incredibly thin skin. ‘Oh noes, the SJW feminazi’s r aftr womanizing my menz REEEEEEEEE’.

  11. Jim Sterling surrounded by tentacles, have you been reading my fanfics?

  12. I remember the good old days of Final Fantasy. Back when we had real men as leads like Cecil, who was a brooding soul who eventually had to confront and move on from his dark past. Not at all like Cloud, who was a brooding soul who eventually had to confront and move on from his dark past.

  13. The way these guys are obsessed with shirtless, buffed, bearded guys is kinds creepy, since most of them don’t look like that at all.

  14. Maybe the real feminist agenda was the friends we made along the way…

  15. I’m not quite sure what feminist tentacles are but I definitely want them in my butt.

  16. Ugh, what’s next? A WOMAN in a video game? I shutter to think about it.

  17. “a real gamer”: “I played final fantasy before they made them skinny anime boys >:(”
    *Looks at Final fantasy 1 art*
    Me: “Um…”

  18. Do these commentors realy think the first Final Fantasy games were a mixture of Gears of War and The Witcher?

  19. Let’s be honest Jim, you’re INTO feminist tentacles. XD

  20. “I played final fantasy before they feminised all the characters”

    So uh, never?

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