EA Is Evil, Actually (The Jimquisition)




Electronic Arts wants you to give it all of your money as its business model shifts more and more to microtransactions and gambling. It’s not above being positively vile in this endeavor.

EA is doing all it can to funnel its FIFA players toward one single mode – FIFA Ultimate Team, the mode that runs on loot boxes. I think we can safely call the company’s reckless and predatory behavior evil now.

18 Comments:

  1. Fuzzy Barbarian

    My immediate reaction:
    “Well… yes, but what did they do this time?”

  2. “The majority of people don’t spend!”
    You know what, EA?
    The majority of people don’t buy crack or heroin either. Is that your next business venture then?

  3. “You’re taking it out of context!”
    “Would you like to provide the context?”
    “Mmmmm, no.”
    “So then we will come to our own conclusions.”
    “Oka… wait, not like that!”

  4. i know you’ve probably been getting this a lot since you came out but the confidence and bravery of people like you and others that gave me the courage to come out as trans to my friends and i’ve never been happier so many many many thanks and hope you the best in all your endeavors!

  5. I feel like I’ve seen this exact video many times before. That’s not me being critical of Jim for repeating the same old shit, it’s me being critical of the gaming industry that we still have to talk about this shit

  6. “It’s not goblin serum. It’s an unexpected performance enhancer!”

  7. “You’re taking this out of context!”
    Can you give us the context?
    “No”

  8. “we support engagement”

    no, indie companies like re-logic support engagement… that’s why they have a forum and a discord where fans get together, talk, play together, have fun, and share ideas for the future of terraria, which re-logic gets involved in and actually implements said ideas in their FREE CONTENT UPDATES.

    take note, triple A companies!

  9. “Evil starts when you begin to treat people as things”- Sir Terry Pratchett (I shall wear midnight 2010)
    A perfectly apt statement that is a truth no one thinks of.

  10. qualified armchair critic

    To live to the day where James Stephanie Sterling namedrops Curio in their video… maybe this is not the worst timeline

  11. Today I learned that Care Bears were for girls, and my parents were more actively supportive than I realised, growing up.
    Side note: Funshine is best fight me.

  12. As someone who has played FIFA games since I was 6 in 2007, there are literally game modes which are essentially frozen in time and have never been changed or improved since the introduction of Ultimate Team… They knowingly allow the rest of the game to be crap to drive people towards ultimate team where all their innovation and effort are directed

  13. Charlie The Cockatoo

    Next shill article you’ll see on one of these game corporations: _They’re Not As Evil As Amazon_

  14. The Therapist Gamer

    As a mental health professional I want to chime in and say that the psychology behind loot boxes and Microtransactions is not fancy or sophisticated – it’s the kind of thing you would understand on the first day of an introductory psychology class. It doesn’t take a genius or expert to understand what is going on, or to see why it’s exploitative. In my view, Jim is as qualified as anyone else about how these practices are psychologically exploitative and damaging.

  15. GoneFishingAmalgam

    “Werebear?”
    “There bear. There castle.”

  16. Digging the new look.

    That’s all. Everyone needs a genuine compliment now and again. <3

  17. “you’re taking it out of context”
    “But we have the entire slide presentation… we have the whole context.”

  18. I’m very easily entertained today: every single *FUT* had me wheezing.

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