Dead Services (The Jimquisition)


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I’d like to report a murder. Or maybe it’s a mercy killing. Either way, when it comes to Square Enix and so-called “live services,” there’s a lot of death going around. God, Square Enix sucks.

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18 Comments:

  1. while we’re touching on square’s live service disasters, don’t forget about FINAL FANTASY VII THE FIRST SOLDIER, a battle royale which launched at the end of December 2022 and was fully shut down less then a year later

  2. I wonder if Square is looking for a new cash cow anticipating a holding pattern for FFXIV? It’s on the ast expansion right? Pls correct me kindly if I’m wrong. Endwalker is a bit on the nose, isn’t it? I used to play the game, but had to stop due to belt tightening and never ended up going back. Needless to say, I’m a bit out the loop.

    I finally gave into the lure of Vampire Survivors and just unlocked the beastiary! Very clever stuff I read before returning to the dopamine generator that lovely game is.

  3. DOUBLE TROUBLE GAMING TV

    I will love your content as your presentation already longer as all these d-heads ever realized in their lifespan. Happy, happy Birthday to you, have an awesome 2023 with your great Team, Commander Stephany Sterling! ( Lobster must sing, please*)

  4. Oh my God that letter is a year old?!!! What!

  5. Nice lobster.

  6. omg the wrestling is so boring and yet it forced up us

  7. Steph, search Raining Lobsters.

  8. “…and I promise that I’ll never bring it up again.” Insert meme of Jolly Jonah Jameson laughing his ass off.
    Happy Birthday, you bastard. You’re magnificent.

  9. 16:04 Divine and the Space Lobster in Midnight Maniacs.

  10. Square Enid is either confused or into corporate masochism.

  11. Phoenix and Steph continue to be the most adorable couple on youtube

  12. Pica hudsonia unflocked

    Thank 2022 for you.

  13. Thank you for everything you do, I can’t imagine how hard it must be to hear these comments and attacks, but it’s inspirational how you deal with it. Keep being you and stay positive, most of all Happy Birthday you wonderful wrestling champion.

  14. Wait… Has that lobster been the cameraman this whole time?!

  15. Happy Birthday Steph

  16. First and only mention of Anthem in 2023

  17. Lets see realistic lobster and Commander Sterling doll, plan 1 make a ring and put them in it or plan 2 Space Balls doll sex bit choices choices……Fuck it, Space Balls bit

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