Dead Eyed Mannequins Are Horny For It All (Squirty Play)



In the hit visual novel Innocence or Money you’ll face hard questions and even harder dilemmas. Corruption or purity? Money or integrity? This game or literally any other one?

20 Comments:

  1. Not only did the developer make this… he really wants you to KNOW he made it.

  2. Me: *absolutely fine until Steph says “S Club 7 is retro now”*

    Oh fuck me running no.

  3. Gives a new meaning to “Squirty Play”

  4. Frederick’s shirt just says COOLANT on it lmao

  5. This is still better than anything good ol gilson has ever made.

  6. I never thought I’d say this, but this play was simply too squirty

  7. Oh god, the world of mostly translated ren’ply porn games is a deep one…

  8. idk what hurts more… the writing or the dead eyed character models pretending to be alive.

  9. 16:40 Steph: “Here are some cans”
    16:43 Me: “And there are some other cans”

  10. The Gods Right-Hand Man

    Oh. So visual novels is the next progressive/sjw/feminist/lgbtq target is it, Sterling? Will that include the gay ones too?

    How do you people contrive to have so much free time on your hands . . . ?

  11. Seems like this game is focused on the wrong character. The creepy perv is obviously the main protagonist!

  12. Are games like this part of the executive training for big companies… “You want to make it big at ActiBlizz you need to be more like Frederick here! This message is sponsored by Bobby Pockets.”

  13. What an irony: Frederick wears a T-shirt that says “coolant” in it, but he is the horniest character in this shitshow

  14. “They’re sisters” in the thumbnail… this will be your most popular squirty play in ages and you know it.
    I *would* say that you should be ashamed, except that I also clicked on the thumbnail and watched the video so it is actually me who is ashamed.

  15. Sterling’s “ass is far from innocent?”

    My word, are there no pure idols left?! Perish the thought.

  16. The meta of this game is to train to become a magical girl and go capture a handsome uncle.

  17. “I didn’t have this problem with my ex,” she says referring to sex before marriage. Utterly and completely innocent and naive indeed
    🤣

  18. My god, Steph, please do more like this. Your sarcasm and quips just make horrid games so much better like MST3K riffs xD

  19. I think a Venn diagram overlapping “creepy”, “unimaginative” and “uninspired” sums up both this game and the person that made it fairly well lol

  20. God watching this makes me so want to make a troll of a game in this vein. Start out like this and as the ‘innocence’ meter slides off, instead of getting “sexy” just get insanely darker and darker and devolve into being a junkie that makes you feel bad for playing it. It’d be hilarious if halfway through this ‘game’ you accidently kill the house owner while robbing the place for meth money and have to hide from the police. ED: Or the Onion masterpiece, ‘Sex House.’

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