Customization Options Found In Battlefront II Despite EA’s ‘Canon’ Claims



Electronic Arts said they couldn’t have stuck to cosmetic loot boxes (still bad, but better than what we got) because of “canon” and “realism” in Star Wars.

Then data mining dug up lots and lots of previously unseen customization options. Oops!

20 Comments:

  1. Tbh a pink darth vader would be so much better than pay-to-win

  2. May the greed be with you, always.

  3. The only cannon EA cares about is the one that shoot’s Loot Boxes at you.

  4. Disney should take the Star Wars licence back, act as publisher and hire Obsidian and other proven developers to make a licensed game.

  5. EA’s PR talks are shit !!

  6. EA reminds me of Eric Cartman. They will fuck up more and more and more, but no matter what, instead of just shutting up, they would keep digging their own grave.

  7. If EA was Pinocchio how long their nose would have been? I’m guessing that it would be about twelve parsecs…

  8. We should all take to Disney’s social media accounts and let them know that we wont let our “kids” near a toxic gambling brand like “Star Wars”. 😀

  9. They had to put it in the game, but hide it from the customers until they could later charge them for the customization DLC that unlocks it. That’s integral to EA canon.

  10. Mark my words, there will be a Pink Darth Vader created by EA as a publicity stunt to try and appease fans and wind up contradicting themselves yet again, digging their own grave even further.

  11. Cala Maria Wants To Blow You!

    Did you know that Betty Boop used to be a short thicc dog?
    They made her more human because dog Betty wasnt catching on so they either had to make her more human, or more dog like. They chose human because this was way before they figured out how to make sexy furries.

  12. It’s almost like watching Rome burn.

  13. The plot thickens.

  14. EA fucks up Battlefront 2 is my new favourite reality TV show

  15. There's a starman waiting in the sky

    Is Ajit Pai running EA? Because at this point, I’m 100% convinced that he is.

  16. Little known fact, there are these games called “Lego Star Wars” that people play, and I’m pretty sure they’re not canonically accurate. Especially that one bit where Han Solo blasted into a million plastic pieces that one time.

  17. 3:44 The fans are truly taking EA on a wild ride, aren’t they? EA wants it to stop, but we all know the saying:

    THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

  18. B-but…but Jim; EA told me they’d never lie to me! They wouldn’t lie about lying, would they?!

  19. MeowAlien にゃあエイリアン

    EA was like “Oh, we get world record of most downvoted post on reddit! let see if we could beat that again!”

  20. Oh data mining. Is there ANYTHING you can’t do?
    And yes, a Pink Darth Vader would’ve been AMAZING.

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