A Video Discussing That Horny TayTay Movie Getting Patched (The Jimquisition)




Cats, starring Taylor Swift and Idris Elba as horrible nightmares, is a fine example of how movies are starting to resemble videogames in terms of how they’re treated post-launch.

It was basically patched after it went to theaters, replaced with a new version that changed effects and performance timing. Combined with what Marvel has been doing with films such as Endgame and Spider-Man: Far From Home, the concept of post-launch content for movies running at theaters is getting very game-flavored.

The jokes about films getting patches and DLC have all been made, but there’s a serious point to be considered, especially when it’s predominantly fandom-centric movies getting constantly fiddled with.

20 Comments:

  1. I have seen junji ito stories that are less unnerving and uncanny then cats 2019.

  2. Seeing a cat with Jim Sterling face is enough to make me smile

  3. Just Some Guy without a Mustache

    Jim is the best when coming up with these bizarre intros.

  4. Rimmer won't eat his gazpacho soup.

    Not even the furries want Cats…….I bet there’s still Rule 34 of it though.

  5. The devs should’ve day one patched my life

  6. Cat sterling looks surprisingly cute

  7. I would have liked to see Jim as Garfield instead of as a generic cat

  8. Rance Is my role model

    Well jim finally lost it, he finally accepted his true nature and became a furry

  9. On the side bar of one of those articles: “Woman dies after waiting hours in hospital”

  10. Seeing cat Sterling made my cat uncomfortable.

  11. I mean this video still seems like discussion of the evils of capitalism.

  12. Just a small note: Avatar itself had two different rereleases, including additional footage.

  13. “MUUUM, why does that weird cat have human ears too? MUUUUUUM!”

  14. Can we patch CATS and replace everyone in it with Jim’s face on different still images of cats?
    That would probably make a better movie

  15. Next thing is they add micro transactions to movies:
    Sound 3.99$
    subtitles: 2.99$
    editing: 7.99$
    finished movie: 25$

  16. Jim, how am I supposed to believe you’re a cat when you still have stuff on the shelf that hasn’t been knocked off yet? Immersion broken

  17. im just gonna say it

    he’s now jim purrrling

  18. “There’s more than one way to skin a cat. Trust me, I tried.”
    -Mayor Wilkins

    Coincide?
    Yeah, for sure.

  19. 14:41 Missed opportunity to say “Thank God for Me-ow.”
    I’m disappointed in you Jim.

  20. “Evils of catitalism”, missed an easy one there

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