A Non-Gamer Plays Horizon Zero Dawn – Cracked Plays (Let’s Play)




‘Horizon: Zero Dawn’ is a pretty fantastic game, and not just because there’s robot dinosaurs in it and junk. We should’ve probably got someone better to do this walkthrough, though.

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Why Horizon: Zero Dawn Is The Best Game In Years. A Non-Gamer Plays Horizon Zero Dawn

20 Comments:

  1. Persona 5 better

  2. 30 hours and you don’t have the super armor?
    i don’t want to sound like an ass, but i scored the plat on my first playthrough… somehow. took me 52 hours…i haven’t touched a game since and it’s been like a month. it’s weird.

  3. In what like 2 years? The witcher 3 and bloodborne came out in 2015. Don’t get me wrong though, Horizon is a good game.

  4. This Liberal Shithole

    Why Horizon: Zero Dawn is the Best Videogame in Years
    -“I haven’t played a videogame in fifteen years.”

  5. Years? No. Good game? Yes.

    But I can see why some who generally engage in identity politics might thing Horizon Zero Dawn is the best. But they likely ignore the weak characters tbh. It’s “diverse” but every character is honestly pretty shallow in development 🙁 but the core story is ok and the lore is really interesting and the gameplay is fantastic.

    Btw, how can someone who is about “Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder” not play games? They are so huge in the culture now 😉

  6. Clickbaity title for a Let’s Play and unjust to the many amazing games that came out recently (and in recent years).

    Edit: This is not meant to insult, but you guys can do better than this if you want to create worthwhile gaming content.

  7. oh u wanna play a strong female lead in a future wear nature has taken the planet back after humans have screwed themselves with technology and fight robots? should be playin Nier Automata

  8. Well, I prefer Escort Mission but it’s amusing to see how much fun Dan is having

  9. Clickbait bullshit title.

    Just say you are playing the game. I was expecting some analysis of why this game is great and instead I just watched him doing the same basic creep farm from every bad video game ever.

    Or was the reason just “hurr durr robot ninja dinosaurs”?

    EDIT:
    The original title was “Why Horizon Zero Dawn is the best game in years”

  10. I mean, I appreciate the attempt to add more and varied content, but it’s kinda clear that LPing isn’t exactly Cracked’s forte, and the market on LPing is already significantly oversaturated. To be frank, I come to Cracked for a bit of smart and informative comedy. If I want a Lets Play, I have specific channels I watch for that.
    Just my 2c.

  11. Wednesday's Serial

    But … Nier Auto-tomato.

  12. It's Guts Not Gatsu

    >Best game in 15 years
    >Comes out the same month as Nier Automata, Zelda BOTW, and Persona 5

  13. John-Michael Barnhill

    “I haven’t played video games in 15 years.”
    *Played Zelda last month.*

  14. i hate daniel that much more for not being a gamer

  15. fernando wetherbee

    OVERWATCH IS THE BEST GAME

    I’m just fucking with you. the community is absolute garbage…..BRB I have to go solo que now….

  16. This is literally a ripoff of Conan’s clueless gamer but not nearly as funny….

  17. Sword Of The Stars

    Remember, read Cracked articles and skip their videos.

  18. Jesus Christ the game sounds terrible

  19. RubĂŠn GĂłmez Radioboy

    This game is SO BAD

  20. awe was hoping youd make him fight the stormbird or that trex thing

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