A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] – Wizard


Close Ad ×

Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people

intro/outro music is original piece by JoCat

Other music Courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
https://www.epidemicsound.com

67 Comments:

  1. This is not the final episode, but definitely the last one for a while. I’m gonna take a hiatus from the series and do some other projects I’ve wanted to do in the meantime. thank you all for all the wonderful support! see you when the burnout recovers (or in my other videos too if you watch those, which is pretty cool of you if you do)

  2. So…. any chance of you releasing that Wizard song on SoundCloud?

    I need a new ringtone.

  3. Wizard: Fireball solves everything

    Rogue with Evasion: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

  4. This has got to be my favorite Crap Guide so far

  5. I was not expecting a DDLC reference joke and it damn near killed me

    Ps: don’t watch Crap Guide at work kids, it’s too much explaining to do

  6. This video is so well done even the party barbarian gets it!!!

  7. We need to steal all his gummy bears so he always explains stuff in song

  8. That DDLC reference tho…. JUST FIREBALL (not Monica, fireball)

  9. I really like how JoCat caught Zee’s Wizard character’s wide range of expression with a couple of still panels. Nicely done.

  10. I want the full version of the Sub-class song you made.

  11. “I’m gonna do it all in SONG!!!” (2:46)
    Best part of the video

  12. Who else has watched the song at the end 15 times like me? 😂😂😂

  13. 3:14
    Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

    *BLOCK*

  14. This is my new favorite song. The Wizard Class Can Can

  15. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say: thank you for the best crap guide ever.

    Side note: I made you a bard character in my DnD session. My players couldn’t kill you even after creating several characters each to do so…so that’s a thing XD

    • They must really be bad at making characters then

    • Whats the stats?

    • @Ruiz’s Pieces ok so things may have gotten out of hand. At first they tried a fair honorable duel, but one of them being charmed during every fight made that impossible (high charisma). They moved on to assassination by locking him in a building and setting it on fire, Jocat succeeded the con save and the strength check to break down the door and leave; poisoning didn’t work, and hiring assassins also resulted in the most unlikely win for a bard I have ever seen. Now they’ll be trying to out bard him, so we’ll see how that goes. Anyone got any bets?

    • @Jeff Sian my bet is the the indestructible Jocat just lays down the ground rules and puts them all in their place

    • @Jeff Sian Jocat the invincible is going to out-bard your party. Before they know it, he’s going to have banged all of them, then murder them. James Bond style.

  16. Memorization? Na fam we warlocks just make a deal with the literal god damn devil.

  17. Robert Engelhardt

    Me- “hey you don’t know if they’re our enemies yet!!”
    Our wizard- “No you see the fireball is addressed to ‘whom it may concern’, which is now them!”
    Me- sigh

  18. And now presenting: The only good video on trending!

  19. “What’s your point person within fire ball distance.”

  20. Fireball is like Metal Blade from Mega Man 2. If the enemy isn’t immune to it, they are weak to it.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *